出演者一覧（78名）
キアヌ・リーブス
Ted
アレックス・ウィンター
Bill
クリステン・シャール
Kelly
サマラ・ウィーヴィング
Thea
Jack Haven
Billie
William Sadler
Death
アンソニー・キャリガン
Dennis Caleb McCoy
Erinn Hayes
Elizabeth
Jayma Mays
Joanna
Hal Landon Jr.
Chief Logan
ベック・ベネット
Deacon
キッド・カディ
Kid Cudi
Amy Stoch
Missy
ホーランド・テイラー
The Great Leader
ジリアン・ベル
Dr. Taylor Wood
デイヴ・グロール
Dave Grohl
DazMann Still
Jimi Hendrix
Jeremiah Craft
Louis Armstrong
Sharon Gee
Ling Lun
?
Patty Anne Miller
Grom
George Carlin
Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
ピョートル・マイケル
Rufus (voice)
Shoshana Bean
First Noble
?
Sharon K. London
Second Noble
Al Vicente
Lead Scientist
Jared Bankens
Jesus / Young Ted
Ed Solomon
Stupid Demon
Chris Matheson
Ugly Demon
?
Kelly Carlin-McCall
Head Technician
?
Mickey Gooch Jr.
Clete
ビリー・スローター
Young Bill
?
Reece Loustalot
Babe Ruth
?
William E. Harris
George Washington
?
Kimberly Stockton
Queen Elizabeth
Chief Xian aTunde Adjuah
Noble
?
Bridget Andrews
Cleopatra
?
Artis Burney
Buddha
?
Gretchen Byers
Renaissance Lady
?
Georgia Cohran
Harriet Tubman
?
David Calloway
Roman Soldier
?
John Devilman
Roman Soldier
?
Bailie Duzaut
Female Celt
?
Andrea Garcia
Gypsy
?
Gabriel Derrick
Gypsy
?
Maddison Nicolosi
Gypsy
?
Kallie Glidewell
Flapper
?
Xavier Leblanc
Pharaoh
?
Joseph Martin
Elizabethan Nobleman
?
Kharismisa Morris
Josephine Baker
Ned Yousef
Gandhi
?
Eliana Ruiz
Indira Gandhi
?
Tommie Wong
Kubla Khan
?
Lindy Ariff
Amelia Earhart
?
Diana Barnes
Frida
?
Alberto Corrales
Spanish Count
?
Scott Gelpi
Native Chief
?
Andrian Harabaru
Cellist
?
Dylan Langlois
Rifleman
?
Nick Garrison
Hendrix Band Member
?
Jeff Pagano
Noelle Redding
?
Dijon Lodree
Caveman
?
Jeremy Thomas
Caveman
Alexis Long
Cavewoman
?
Suzy Cole
Scientist
?
Alex Halpern
Scientist
?
Kierra Luv
Scientist
Bill Prady
Scientist
Nicolas Bosc
Caveman (uncredited)
Daniel Dorr
Mozart (uncredited)
Gregory Hobson
Tough Prisoner (uncredited)
アル・ヤンコビック
Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
?
William Buster Benefield
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
?
Michael Biss
Umpire (uncredited)
?
Maydelle Clarice
Renaissance Dancer (uncredited)
Guillermo Rodriguez
Guy in Shower (uncredited)
?
Matt Gorman
Fan Playing Air Guitar (uncredited)
John Morzen
Man in Lounge (uncredited)
Julia Holt
Tambourine Player (uncredited)